harrumph

three dreams (in three nights) about charlie crist (former gov of florida)

“so in the first one I’m sitting at the table with my mom at the table, and she’s like, Zach, meet your new step dad, Charlie…”

“…in the second one, he sitting on the couch wearing hot pink pants, and he’s like, hey Zach, wanna watch a movie?  I have a bunch of VHS tapes…he had a whole plastic bag of VHS tapes…”

“…in the third one, well, we’re like in space together, and while we’re floating in this vessel…”