December 2011
3 posts
Dec 29th
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Dec 5th
54 notes
We are the 74%
G. Sun, Dec 4, 2011 at 6:42 PM To: Hungry hungry hippos  Hi pika-food!  I really miss having meat for dinner…I feel like there hasn’t been any in a long while, with the exception of thanksgiving, and the occasional meat bits here and there. I wish meat were a more significant part of my diet…  I was wondering if cooks could cook meat more often for us.  Thanks! G. A .Sun, Dec...
Dec 5th
November 2011
2 posts
Nov 27th
2 notes
“in the forest teaching Tai Chi to the trees”
– Ben Sollee. 
Nov 27th
October 2011
13 posts
Oct 21st
472 notes
“La persona que deja de aprender nunca fue un estudiante.”
– found on the SHASS blackboard, no source, but it has a ring to to it.
Oct 21st
Oct 14th
Oct 12th
2 tags
Oct 8th
8,698 notes
Oct 5th
73 notes
“What’s mictic? [professor-ly pause] Well, that’s just...”
– Professor Hemond, in Limnology and Wetland Ecology
Oct 4th
“Why would you want to know the Beer-Lambert law? [professor-ly pause] Well, if...”
– Professor Hemond, in Limnology and Wetland Ecology
Oct 4th
“…pipelines beyond your wildest dreams…”
– Cadillac Summer (documentary on disappearing water in the American West)
Oct 4th
is there a phobia word for
“fear of being hit by the door of a garbage truck while biking”?   because there should be.
Oct 3rd
Oct 3rd
“The essence of humor is a sudden shift of perspective. To be without humor is...”
– Herb Shepard
Oct 3rd
“Consider the word “genius.” The dictionary meaning of the term is...”
– Herb Shepard (in A Path with Heart) via Brooke Jarrett
Oct 3rd
September 2011
9 posts
we are the 99% →
Sep 30th
“mother remember the blink of an eye when I breathed through your body?”
– iron and wine
Sep 30th
the sky gave birth
to velociraptor raindrops on my bike ride home
Sep 29th
what if the lion king were in 1-D?
black-yellow-green………..gazelle-pink-FLAMINGO  a wimbowei a wimbowei a weeeeeeeeeeeeoooeeee <3, the peanut gallery (aka gilly + connie)
Sep 29th
Sep 29th
135 notes
Sep 28th
3 tags
Sep 28th
6 tags
Sierra DeMulder: EVOLUTION IN NINE PARTS →
things about mamas sierrademulder:  1 My earliest memories of my mother are sunburned. Pink cheeks. Braids. Dirt under fingernails. 2 Before me, she was already self-conscious about her stomach. Then I was made and I was too stubborn to turn upside down inside her and they had to cut her open and pull me out. 3  I learned how to put on lipstick by watching her get ready for work in the...
Sep 28th
186 notes
5 tags
Sep 28th
69 notes
The best wedding photos ever →
Sep 1st
August 2011
9 posts
1 tag
24 hour black out
in Sudbury, MA hello, light =) hello, world didn’t miss you, but glad you’re back
Aug 31st
1 tag
large doggie birthdays
Just saw a couple taking their three very large hunting dogs, who were all reluctantly wearing ridiculous birthday cone hats, out for ice cream in my home-town. I guess everyone has their own ways of being happy…
Aug 31st
2 notes
Aug 22nd
ListenListen
Aug 9th
public library therapy sessions?!??!
Is it just me or is it NOT REALLY OKAY that a therapist is using the public library study area for his PRIVATE therapy sessions? I don’t want to listen to a girl talk about her multiple OTC drug addictions and her fear of dying of pain in the hospital while I’m trying to work work from Central Square. Ok, rant finished.
Aug 9th
3 tags
Aug 9th
musica →
in case you’re hunting some down….
Aug 2nd
Northeast braces for temps near boiling point →
via jamie
Aug 2nd
July 2011
8 posts
what you didn't know about Nemo
(photo: national geographic) In a group of clownfish, there is a strict dominance hierarchy. The largest and most aggressive female is found at the top. Only two clownfish, a male and a female, in a group reproduce through external fertilization. Clownfish are sequential hermaphrodites, meaning that they develop into males first, and when they mature, they become females. If the female...
Jul 29th
three dreams (in three nights) about charlie crist...
“so in the first one I’m sitting at the table with my mom at the table, and she’s like, Zach, meet your new step dad, Charlie…” “…in the second one, he sitting on the couch wearing hot pink pants, and he’s like, hey Zach, wanna watch a movie?  I have a bunch of VHS tapes…he had a whole plastic bag of VHS tapes…” “…in...
Jul 29th
“So, you think we should change hernia to gallstones? And heart attack and...”
– coworker
Jul 29th
"Hello, Bob's Meatmarket"
“Oh, hey bob.” “Uhm, we need to talk about tents.” …that would be my coworkers are three-way calling each other on speakerphone from their (neighboring) cubicles. 
Jul 29th
Jul 19th
gonna go insane...
somebody in my office has baby lullaby mobile for his/her ringtone, AND doesn’t answer the phone. GAH.  all day baby, all day.
Jul 18th
RAWRRRRRRRR
Allin: your status implies
you are feeling
you know
me: like a lion?
Allin: in heaet
heat
me: not really
Allin: rawr
me: ARE YOU?
Allin: yeah
but it's not affecting my productivity
which is awesome
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
June 2011
2 posts
good article: how to talk to little girls →
via fatimah
Jun 30th
1 note
friend/foe
Will: I know, right?
Friggin' chemists
always assholes
I just wish they all didn't look so damn dorky while being assholes
it screws up my friend/foe visual detector
Jun 30th
May 2011
7 posts
May 18th
385 notes
May 18th
835 notes
thekeri (version 3.0): poor folk and healthy food... →
theplaceholder: So i’ve been seeing a lot on my dash recently about how eating healthy is or is not still possible if you’re poor. As a currently poor person on food stamps, living out of a weekly motel, I would like to present this challenge to anybody who will listen: I can get a Banquet… for an individual meal, i really can’t think of anything.  anyone?  if you are buying for...
May 18th
allin on my thesis
me: catch me at this time tomorrow night
should have a draft
(i think?)
a full draft i mean
Allin: cool
then submit that shit
get feedback
make some revisions
and print 50 copies
Allin: then drop that shit on the department
then start a fuckin fire with the extra copies
Allin: "my thesis is now part of the ozone layer"
the ultimate omnienvironment circle of life
May 16th